NEW: Down & Down Went Jodie Hamilton

Missouri, the late 1800s; Jodie Hamilton is born into the new west, destined for blood and infamy.

With a volatile preacher father, left motherless at the age of five, and suffering a traumatic injury at seven, nevertheless Joseph “Jodie” Hamilton grew into a respectful, polite young man; and yet the things he did, the brutal events that took place in October of 1906 would forever consign him to ignominy, and would scandalize and disquiet a nation.

A NOVEL BASED ON TRUE EVENTS

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THE INVENTION OF MOTHER
The Invention of Mother - a story cycle or sequence rudely constructed in and around the theme of technology

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THE 35 TIMELY AND UNTIMELY DEATHS OF CUMBERLAND COUNTY
"A most peculiar tale and one I couldn’t put down. It is beautifully written with such clear imagery"

The dying years of the great depression; John Bischoffberger is a Pennsylvanian doctor adrift in Naples, Maine, struggling with his loss of religious faith and retreating from painful memories of The Great War. As Medical Examiner John must document deaths that occur under unusual or suspicious circumstances. Yet as he goes about his work, he begins to suspect that the deaths he is called upon to deal with are in fact far from routine. He becomes convinced that three itinerants are going about the county, killing. An old woman, a little girl, and a thin man are fulfilling some strange and unspoken duty, brutally murdering men, women and children; and the deaths seem to be drawing closer to John: others who may suspect foul play, then acquaintances of his, then perhaps friends, even family members. As the storm clouds of a new world war gather in Europe, and John's rationality slowly unravels, he must find a way to disprove what he has reluctantly come to believe, or to confirm his worst fears and take steps to end the killing spree of the three in the woods, whatever the cost.

THE MENAGERIE - A FAIRY TALE (WITH ASIDES)
Something immense and unspeakable has happened, leaving a boy and girl wandering, lost and alone, across a yawing dusty plain. Alone that is until they happen across The Menagerie, a company of travelling circus-folk... and their birds.

But The Menagerie are not quite what they appear and hold many secrets, secrets that threaten to throw the boy and girl's futures into terrible shadow.

Ever wanted to run away with the circus? Read The Menagerie and think again.

With 17 beautiful and haunting illustrations by Jon Attfield

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THE LIGHTS WILL GO OUT
A collection of three uneasy, disquieting tales (plus asides) written "in the direction" of ghost stories...

Includes audio download code 'They Who Do Not Speak' by Unsong, created from processed field recordings made at Chillingham Castle, "Britain’s Most Haunted Historic Castle."

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POSTCARDS FROM TWIN PEAKS
Within this book dwell mysteries deep and dark, syntactic secrets, beautiful otherness, rhyme and unreason, all springing from the singular town of TWIN PEAKS.

How does one get to Twin Peaks? Is it in the heart, or in the mind? Does the Log Lady know more than she's letting on? Is Cooper still the man he always was? What are we really to take from the tragic end of Waldo? Who is Diane? Who was Agent Jeffries? And what did Harold Smith's suicide note really mean? Answers to these questions and more you will find within these pages.

These miniature missives from that other place where "the birds sing a pretty song and there's always music in the air," may offer keen and unthought-of insights, and pose new enquiries into the myriad mysteries that fell under Agent Cooper's scrutiny once Laura Palmer had fallen, a victim.

This is a book for Twin Peakers, backwards speakers, loggers, Black Lodgers, Special Agents, one-armed shoe salesmen, fans, fanatics and everyone in between...

For nearly a decade Benjamin Louche, host of London's infamous Double R Club, has been penning strange 'Peaksian' poems, prose and the like, much of which has been performed in front of original Twin Peaks cast members at the annual Twin Peaks UK Festival.

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Voices in the Red Velvet Elsewhere
Being the musings, imaginings, perverse prose and poetical diarrhoea of one Benjamin Louche, a Lynchian figment, your disreputable and aberrant host to The Double R Club and beyond…

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Further Voices in the Red Velvet Elsewhere
Being the further musings, imaginings, perverse prose and poetical diarrhoea of one Benjamin Louche, a Lynchian figment, your disreputable and aberrant host to The Double R Club and beyond…

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A Murder of Songs SOLD OUT
A collection of profane, absurd and abusive parodies of popular, not so popular, and well-known songs, penned by award-winning cabaret host Benjamin Louche during the multiple lockdowns of the COVID-19 menace, and performed during his and Rose Thorne’s weekly broadcasts of TWINGO* to the bemused, amused and inebriated masses of the internet.

Bad language! Bile! Political character assassination! Passionately perverse foolishness! All human life is here…

*Twin Peaks Bingo

VIP BUNDLE - signed book, signed kazoo, twingo badges, twingo themed candy and more...

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